skyewheatley:

misogynisticass:

when you walk in on someone cheating on their girlfriend after a 5 year relationship

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LMAO OMG DEAD

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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surprisebitch:

barack-obottm:

condom:

zamyonce:

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

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peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

officialunitedstates:

other kids:Β  want to get high with their friends, get in trouble with the cops

me:Β  wants to swing and fly kites really well

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely